Ballistics Report

Pros

Gory Graphics:
Nuevo Alone in the Dark at least looks pretty good.

Cons

Dumb Story and Setting:
The original Alone in the Dark was subtle and creepy. The new Alone in the Dark is a sledgehammer of stupid.

Camera Quibbles:
The real horror here is provided by one of the worst cameras in gaming history.

Control Quirks:
Awkward controls make it hard to put Edward Carnby through his paces.