Ballistics Report
Pros
Gory Graphics:
Nuevo Alone in the Dark at least looks pretty good.
Cons
Dumb Story and Setting:
The original Alone in the Dark was subtle and creepy. The new Alone in the Dark is a sledgehammer of stupid.
Camera Quibbles:
The real horror here is provided by one of the worst cameras in gaming history.
Control Quirks:
Awkward controls make it hard to put Edward Carnby through his paces.