The Dirty Dozen

Beat Freak
Choose your track and then use the flying CDs as a guide to hit the loudspeakers in time with the music. It’s accuracy that you’re after so try and hit each loudspeaker when the CD is right in the center. Is it fun? Definitely, especially if you’re the Dance Dance Revolution type.

Kung Foo
Use any technique you know, as you take on a relentless wave of martial art opponents. Whether they come running along the ground or leaping in from the top of pagodas, you’ll have to react quickly to stop them getting through your defenses.
Is it fun? Yes. Little people are trying to attack you. You twitch like Jet Li and they go reeling away.

Wishi Washi
Wipe your way through a series of windows, cleaning off all the soapsuds to progress on to the next level. You’ll have to scrub a bit harder if you come across a patch of bird poo and look out for bonus water droplets along the way.
Is it fun? No. I’d rather wash real windows.

Soccer Craze
Stop the ball from falling off the bottom of the screen by doing “keep ups” with your head. You’ll have to deal with various characters appearing throughout the game. Avoid the good ones but hit the bad with the ball if you can. <
Is it fun? Not really, though trying to use your arse instead of your head can be mildly entertaining.


Boxing Chump
It’s time for the main event and you have to take on Big Robo Bro. You’ll have to try to avoid your opponent’s guard if you want to land a proper punch, but remember to keep moving so you don’t become an easy target.
Is it fun? Big Robo Bro isn’t much of an opponent. Where’s my Victorious Boxers 2?

UFO Juggler
3, 2, 1, Blast Off! Take control of the UFOs as they emerge from their launch bays and give them enough spin to fly off the top of the screen. You’ll have to be careful not to overdo it though, and you had better keep an eye on the weather.
Is it fun? It’s not bad, though Hollywood has trained me to believe that we should be shooting down UFO’s instead of helping them launch.