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Now, this is a story all about how
Mass Effect got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there,
I’ll show you CrossFire, ATI, and BioWare.

In the depth of my computer there they lay,
Double Radeons powerin’ Shepard’s forays.
Powerful, beautiful but still all cool
And yo in CrossFire config the Radeons rule.
When a couple of geth
Who just look so good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my sound card blared
“Son there ain’t no picture out there that can hope to compare.”

I fragged and I dominated day after day
Mass Effect in CrossFire, it showed me the way,
Firing off guns, then I point and I click it,
The biotics explode, oh man are they wicked.

First class, Mass Effect ain’t a fad
Watching CrossFire graphics makes other cards /sad.
The pixels alive, old Wrex is a sight
Mmmmmm, this game is dynamite.

The bullets whistle by and when they come near
They look so real I am shaking in fear.
If anything I can say that this game is rare
But Mass Effect and CrossFire? Wow, what a pair.

I looked up at the clock about 7 or 8
It was time to decide, was this game first rate?
I looked at the comp screen
It wasn’t even fair,
CrossFire enthrones Mass Effect by BioWare.