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| Siteseeing Link » /news/siteseeingarticle.asp?searchid=2897 |   Squiddy (1329) Jun 05, 2006 - 12:36 pm
| A farmer sent his 18 year old son to town and, as a birthday present, handed him a duck.
"See if you can get a girl in exchange for this," he said.
In town, the lad met a prostitute and said, "It's my birthday and all I've got is this duck. Would you be willing to..."
"Sure," she said. "I'm sentimental about birthdays. And besides, I've never owned a duck." Afterwards, she said, "Do you know, for a 18 year old, you're quite a lay. If you do it again, I'll give you back your duck."
"Sure," said the boy.
When his pleasurable work was through, the lad started on his way home. While he was crossing the main street in the village, the duck suddenly flew out of his hands and was hit by a passing beer truck. The driver of the truck felt sorry for the boy and gave him $2.
When the lad returned home, his father asked, "Well, how did you make out?" His son replied, "Heck, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and two bucks for a fucked-up duck!" Flag this | Edit this post |
| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=10526 | Squiddy (1329) Jun 02, 2006 - 03:16 pm
| | Who cares about backward compatibility anymore? They should invest the money in new games and not rehash material for the Xbox which was typically sub par anyway. I have no desire to play old games on a "new" console unless it’s a Wii! Flag this | Edit this post |
| News Link » /news/newsarticle.asp?searchid=10460 | Squiddy (1329) May 30, 2006 - 07:23 am
| | eBay pisses me off anyway, unless you're buying something you're screwed. The listing fees are now a nickel and dime you to death scam. eBay used to be great for selling too, now they deserve to be eviscerated by Microsoft. So long suckers! Flag this | Edit this post |
| Siteseeing Link » /news/siteseeingarticle.asp?searchid=2866 | Squiddy (1329) May 26, 2006 - 12:00 pm
| | God look at his parents, no wonder. In Berea OH huh? There's a surprise! I'm sorry, but how do you get off masturbating in a library? It's about as attractive as jacking off in church. (I snuck that one in for my Jebus critic) What a loser.. Flag this | Edit this post |
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