Today a young man on acid discovered that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration and that we're all one consciousness expiriencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves.
A man is watching TV when he hears a flood alert. He hears that everyone should evacuate. He sits down and says "I'm staying right here, God will save me."
Later, the water is knee deep. A truck passes outside with a loudspeaker asking everyone to evacuate. He sits and says "Meh, God will save me."
The water is now past the first story of his house. He goes upstairs and a boat passes by and tries to rescue him. He says "Nah, it's OK, God will save me"
The water is now even higher, and the man is standing on the roof of his house. A helicopter tries to rescue him but he says "Go rescue someone else! God will save me!"
The water rises even higher and the man drowns.
He goes to heaven and asks God "Hey, why didn't you save me?"
God responds "I warned you and then I sent you a truck, a boat AND a helicopter! What more do you want?"
This is freakin bul1sh1t. I swear, if I read another one of these psycho-babbling monkeys' amateur diagnosis...I will fuck1ng skullf@Ck everyone within a 50ft radius.
Explosive??
Sh1T...Well I'm a mushroom cloud layin' motherf#ckr, motherfu$ker!!!
