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| Siteseeing Link » /news/siteseeingarticle.asp?searchid=3310 |  Kromis (558) Aug 30, 2006 - 12:52 am » Edited on Aug 30, 2006 - 01:06 am
| Lol. I'm sorry. Most people don't look at the date so I gave it a whirl!
Besides, I searched FiringSquad if they had this article and they didn't! I thought something like this just HAD to be posted. But it wasn't. So I took the opportunity to freak some of you guys out. Thanks Pungkas for posting this!
But sadly, my hopes of this being true was shot down after I submitted the story. I saw this at another site. Flag this | Edit this post |
| Siteseeing Link » /news/siteseeingarticle.asp?searchid=3303 | Kromis (558) Aug 28, 2006 - 01:17 am
| "Do you connect to the Internet on this laptop?"
"Yes."
"Have you downloaded and images?"
"Huh? What do you mean?"
"Do you have any pornography?"
"No."
I waited in total silence for about 10 minutes as he kept searching and searching, until I finally asked him, "What are you looking for?"
"Contraband," he said without looking up at me.
"Such as?"
"Child pornography, hate propaganda."
"Child porn I can understand, that's illegal. But hate propaganda is protected speech."
Now he looked up. "What country do you think you're in?"
"Oh, it's illegal in Canada?"
"I honestly don't know. But that doesn't matter. I get to decide what goes in this country. Do you have a problem with that?"
I paused for a long time while I thought about what I should say to this. "Yes."
"Yes, you do have a problem?"
"Yes, I do. If it's illegal in Canada I'll understand, but saying 'I don't want it in my country' isn't good enough when you're a government official."
WOW. This story gets BETTER AND BETTER! Flag this | Edit this post |
| Siteseeing Link » /news/siteseeingarticle.asp?searchid=3303 | Kromis (558) Aug 28, 2006 - 01:11 am
| "So you and Cara are friends?"
"Yes."
"How long have you known her?"
"About 5 months I think? Maybe less."
"Do you have a romantic relationship with Cara?"
"No."
"Do you want a romantic relationship with Cara?"
"No."
"OK, so ... if you and Cara were drunk together, and she turned to you and said, 'Tim, let's go--'"
LOLZ! Flag this | Edit this post |
| Siteseeing Link » /news/siteseeingarticle.asp?searchid=3219 | Kromis (558) Aug 10, 2006 - 01:11 am
| "A Brazilian man died Tuesday when he tried to open what police believe was a rocket-propelled grenade with a sledgehammer in a mechanical workshop on the outskirts of Rio de Janeiro."
HILARIOUS! I think THAT should be the new definition of dumb! Flag this | Edit this post |
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