"PingThrottle: When other gamers complain that your ping is too low, adjust it a little higher until they stop whining. Then, dial it back down and go in for the kill!"
"Harlan Beverly was sick of playing games online and suffering from Lag. He hated losing due to circumstances out of his control."
...uh does people dynamically changing their ping count?
Nah...he totally said that the ludicrous amount of heat generated by these cpus is so mind boggling that it...well...boggled his mind and he is now thoroughly insane. =)
In that one statement you managed to woefully underestimate the power and intellect of our enemy while at the same time exagerate the strength of our defences :(