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» 180 posts by user Goofus Maximus
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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Nov 21, 2011 - 09:24 am
» Only when I can afford to...
Alas, there is no option there to really fit me.

I'd love to upgrade, but this pesky thing called real life keeps conspiring to empty my rainy-day fund before I can accumulate the $360 (actually $450 now thx to the Thailand flood-induced HDD shortage) to step up from the AthlonXP 3000+ system, with the AGP 7600GS, that I currently have.

I curse new roofs, termites, broken water pipes, broken furnaces, leaking air-conditioners, and leaking water heaters, along with ever rising bills for gas, electricity, broadband, and health insurance. They all conspire against me, I tell you!

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Nov 16, 2011 - 04:39 pm
I think some PR-speak translation is required. It sounds like they found out that tying their games to their delivery service resulted in fewer of their games sold. They couldn't unbundle their games from their service, since it would be in direct competition with their own service.

If their game service was so profitable, I think they would have had the resources to hire a dedicated staff to run the services while they concentrated on their games, which makes me think the service was just squeaking by. It was probably only just squeaking by because of their own games, which is why they couldn't unbundle their games from their service.

Anyhow this is my "facts from the buttocks" analysis of what they actually meant! ;)

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Nov 08, 2011 - 09:56 am
» SILENCE!!!
We will now pause to observe the tall cat parade, sponsored by our Great Professor Genki...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Nov 01, 2011 - 03:59 pm
Ha! I'll be playing CS:S just as I always have! Old community trumps new game, every time!

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Oct 24, 2011 - 10:17 am
COD:MW3 -- redefining the word "disappointment"...

This trailer was even worse looking than their underwhelming classes preview trailer. The NPCs jerky animation looked like something out of Half Life (not half life 2, but the original).

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Oct 22, 2011 - 03:09 pm
Sigh. Really. Kung-fu Pandas. I think it's time for them to stop milking the WoW for all it's worth, and move on to something newer...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Sep 14, 2011 - 07:40 am
Somehow this clip reminds me of the original Call of Duty...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Sep 03, 2011 - 08:56 am
After all the Battlefield 3 trailers, this one feels a little underwhelming.

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 31, 2011 - 08:15 pm
» ...
I am... underwhelmed... They need to do some serious work on their graphics and animation...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 31, 2011 - 12:41 pm
It be raining cars! LOL!

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 26, 2011 - 07:42 am
They should have spent less time on history, and more on just what new weapons and gameplay modes are.

At the moment, from that trailer, it just looks like a slightly prettier CS:S with a bad case of consolitis...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 23, 2011 - 08:57 am
I am one of those who will never play online. Not because of internet connectivity, but rather because I'm not good enough!

Goofus + online Diablo = Poor + dead. :)

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 15, 2011 - 01:40 pm
I only played the original Serious Sam, and the SE demo.

I do agree that the hords coming at you were truly awe-inspiring, and these videos don't hold a candle to that.

I have felt for a long time that modern graphics are pretty much overkill, and take away from the gameplay development, to the point that I sometimes have more fun playing games like Recettear, where losing means you actually LOSE something, and where winning isn't something that will certainly happen as long as you don't make a stupid mistake.

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 15, 2011 - 08:24 am » Edited on Aug 15, 2011 - 01:49 pm
Wow. That new video was impressive in the latter half. At first I thought it was going to be another "pretty, but enemies are only in small groups", but then the first wave of bombers came! WaHOO!

Edit: And what happened to my avatar? It's now a broken image holder...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 12, 2011 - 07:37 am
I guess this means this third-person 'chuter will be out this fall?

I crack myself up!

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Aug 11, 2011 - 01:27 pm
I can't figure IDs rationale, since all the benefits he listed don't require an always-on internet connection.

And what in the world does he mean about not having to "click away", anyhow? That was such a "what the...?" moment for me.

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Jul 31, 2011 - 06:58 pm » Edited on Jul 31, 2011 - 07:01 pm
It's too bad though. If you got this service along with a game you bought, it would have been called the Krundle Bundle! :)

Once again, I am left without a means to get my Cold-War era unexploded ordinance. How will I get by...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Jul 27, 2011 - 10:44 am
Even if they did that, you know some tinkerer would come along and mod theirs, turning it into a "high-rider"...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Jul 15, 2011 - 02:44 pm
I thought you were joking! I have a headache now, thanks to you! :)

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Jul 15, 2011 - 10:03 am
I believe this very thing you mention will give Netflix the willpower to weather it's current storm... :)

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Jul 14, 2011 - 05:34 am
I have played all mine, though I don't play them all currently. So at the moment, only about half of them are actually installed, and of those installed, I play about half.

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) May 28, 2011 - 09:03 am » Edited on May 28, 2011 - 09:03 am
They should have a scene in DNF showing Duke getting his AARP card and a complimentary walker! :)

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) May 10, 2011 - 12:42 pm » Edited on May 10, 2011 - 12:44 pm
Please no! I do NOT want to see him wearing short-shorts! My eyes bleed, just thinking about it!!

I do wish they'd FINISH Half Life, though. Leaving us hanging is annoying. Hopefully the long delay merely signals another engine is being built...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) May 06, 2011 - 10:51 am » Edited on May 06, 2011 - 10:55 am
Cool D. K. Haiku
Syllable count is zero
chance of winning small

Once you get the hang of it, you almost can't stop yourself!

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) May 05, 2011 - 07:31 am » Edited on May 05, 2011 - 07:35 am
» Why I deserve Portal 2
...

. . .

I guess I don't, really. ;)

Good luck moving what remains on the list. I think if anyone has any of the items left, then they have all the rest as well, by default, except for Episode 1 and 2, which I will only be interested in when they finally get around to FINISHING the episodes...

Good luck, Lord Orion's Daughter!

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Apr 29, 2011 - 12:23 pm » Edited on Apr 29, 2011 - 01:12 pm
EEEEEEK!!!

Goof edits again
his syllables to amend
Five-Seven-Five penned

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Apr 29, 2011 - 08:33 am » Edited on Apr 29, 2011 - 12:45 pm
» Hideous Haiku of Goofus...
Through darkness light streams
Thermal discouragement beams
Enlighten my screams

Yes, I need to read up on the rules of english haiku (fixed to 5/7/5) Edit: I've edited this thing 6 times and counting now! Now 5/7/5 syllables. sigh... :)

Edit edit: Final cut

Okay, No. 2)
In Monitor's glow
from the gloom is this sight shown
Steam game count is low

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Apr 18, 2011 - 08:58 am » Edited on Apr 18, 2011 - 07:26 pm
There's the added unintended consequence of causing folks to totally burn out on any indie game at all, after being forced to grind through games they may not even like, in an attempt to get Portal 2 released sooner.

Edit: And it was all useless anyway. Console folks have already bought it from Gamestop and are already playing it.

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Mar 16, 2011 - 10:51 am » Edited on Mar 16, 2011 - 10:54 am
When I read "game within a game", I immediately thought of the mod that let you play old Doom on the console in cafeteria, in the new Doom game, or the card games in the Final Fantasy series!

I was a bit disappointed in the actual article as a result! (insert smiley face here) I really don't have problems with the sellers trying to make their product more enjoyable for the sell-ees, and having different ways to have fun in a complex game (Recettear anyone?) is just simple common sense, in my less-than-profound opinion...

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Click to view Goofus Maximus's User Page Goofus Maximus (180) Mar 12, 2011 - 11:17 am
This person doesn't understand FPS games! It's ALL about pumping round after round for six hours! :)

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